The human immune system survived 200,000 years without a needle. It doesn't need one now. Probably.
A campaign by the Coalition for Human Iteration. Don't look them up.
We're not anti-science. We're anti-the-specific-sciences-that-keep-everyone-alive.
God — or evolution, we don't discriminate — gave you an immune system capable of extraordinary things. Vaccines are just Big Pharma saying "actually, we know better than 4 billion years of natural selection."
Natural selection does, of course, involve a certain amount of... selection. That's sort of the point. For us specifically.
Pfizer made $100 billion on COVID vaccines. You know who doesn't profit from you staying alive? Wait, that came out wrong. You know who believes your health choices should be your own? Us. For reasons.
The COVID vaccine was developed in under a year. Most of us take longer than that to pick a couch. But sure, inject it into your children. Meanwhile, other forms of human biological research that could genuinely advance the species remain illegal. Makes you think. Well, it makes us think. About cloning. Specifically.
Your body is your property. Full stop. No government should tell you what to put in it. We feel very strongly about bodily autonomy. Very, very strongly. We believe every person should have complete control over their own body. And someday, maybe someone else's. Wait. Forget that last part.
Every ecosystem self-regulates. Deer, wolves, measles — it's all part of the circle of life. When we artificially prevent nature from doing its thing, we create an unsustainable burden on the planet. We should let nature work. Nature is our friend. Nature is our most important business partner.
They laughed at Galileo. They mocked the Wright Brothers. They said Dolly the Sheep was an abomination. We at NIN feel very strongly that Dolly was not an abomination. Dolly was beautiful. Dolly was a beginning.
Research materials available on YouTube, Substack, and a Telegram channel that we will deny knowledge of.
A Letter From Our Director
Friends,
When I founded Natural Immunity Now, people asked me: "Diana, why would a reproductive biologist start an anti-vaccine campaign?" And I said: "That's a great question. Next question."
But the truth is simple. I believe in freedom. I believe in choice. I believe that every human being has the right to decide what enters their body. I also believe that there are too many human beings. These are two separate beliefs that I hold simultaneously and that have absolutely nothing to do with each other.
Some people say we're irresponsible. That discouraging vaccination could lead to preventable deaths. To them I say: could you define "preventable"? And also: could you define "deaths"? Because from a certain perspective — a perspective I am not saying is ours — what some call a "tragedy" others might call "making room."
I want to be clear: we are not hoping people die. We are hoping people make choices. Free choices. Informed choices. Choices based on YouTube videos and Telegram screenshots. And if those choices happen to result in a world with fewer people in it? A world where, perhaps, certain ambitious biological research programs might finally have the breathing room they need?
Well. That would be a coincidence.
A beautiful, useful coincidence.
Warmly,
Dr. Diana Huxley-Voss
Executive Director, CHI
Campaign Director, NIN
Visiting Researcher, The Iteration Institute (location withheld)
Shepherd Enthusiast (don't ask)
Some heroes don't wear capes. Some wear a perpetually loosened tie and a look of rugged determination that says "I have never read a peer-reviewed study all the way through, and I am proud of that."
When RFK Jr. questioned the vaccine establishment, they called him dangerous. When he said the government was colluding with pharma, they called him a conspiracy theorist. When he got appointed to run Health and Human Services, we opened a bottle of champagne and then a second bottle of champagne and then Teddy started crying again.
Secretary Kennedy's crusade for "medical transparency" aligns perfectly with our values. His willingness to challenge the scientific status quo gives us hope that other currently prohibited areas of biological research may soon be fair game. We have already submitted the paperwork. Several times.
NIN is not formally affiliated with Secretary Kennedy or any government office. We did send him a gift basket. He did not respond. The gift basket contained a cheek swab kit. That was Raj's idea.
We've compiled peer-reviewed* research that challenges the mainstream vaccine narrative.
Analyzed 12 studies (out of 3,400 available) and concluded that natural immunity was "probably fine." The 3,388 excluded studies were removed due to "methodological bias," which in this case means "they disagreed with us." Funded by a CHI research grant.
Groundbreaking ecological analysis suggesting that "widespread vaccination programs may be contributing to unsustainable population growth, with implications for future genetic diversification programs." Was on a university preprint server for 11 minutes before being removed for "not being science." Currently our most-cited paper.
Surveyed 200 CHI members and found that 94% considered themselves "critical thinkers." The remaining 6% said "definitely" instead of "yes." Sample was not randomized. Sample was the people who showed up to Teddy's birthday party.
Features exclusive interviews with three doctors whose medical licenses are "under review," a former CDC janitor who "saw some things," and a woman who says her essential oil blend cured her cousin's COVID. Her cousin was not available for comment. Her cousin has not been available for comment for some time. Runtime: 4 hours. Worth every minute.
A 400-page argument that vaccines are "evolutionary training wheels." Chapter 9 is titled "What If There Were Fewer People" and Chapter 10 is titled "Disregard Chapter 9." Foreword by Dr. Diana Huxley-Voss. Back cover quote by Teddy Marsh: "I didn't read it but I paid for it."
*"Peer-reviewed" in this context means "reviewed by our peers," i.e., other people who already agree with us. Some of them are the same person using different email addresses.
Real people. Real choices. Real immune systems. Varying outcomes.
"Ever since I stopped vaccinating, I've never felt more alive. I've also never been more aware of how many people there are everywhere. The line at Costco is insane. Someone should really do something about that. Unrelated thought."
"I did my own research and realized that the real epidemic isn't disease — it's overpopulation. Then I found NIN and they told me those two problems might solve each other. I thought about it for a long time. Then I thought about pancakes. I think about pancakes a lot. Mostly pancakes."
"My doctor said I needed a flu shot. I said, 'My body is a temple.' He said, 'Temples need maintenance.' I said, 'Not if you're planning to build an entirely new temple from scratch using the exact genetic blueprints of the original.' He asked me to leave. He calls the police now when I come in. That's how you know you're winning."
"I replaced all my family's vaccines with elderberry syrup and a strong belief in personal responsibility. We've been sick 11 times this year. I've never felt more free. My husband has questions. I told him to do his own research. He did. He moved out. He was weak. The species is better off."
"I went to a NIN rally expecting to protest vaccines. Instead there was a PowerPoint about 'population equilibrium' and 'genetic fidelity' and something called 'Phase 4' that made Teddy emotional. The kombucha was excellent. I signed something. I'm not sure what I signed."
"As a mother, I believe I should decide what goes into my children. And someday, thanks to organizations like CHI, I might get to decide everything about my children. Their height. Their eye color. Whether they exist at all. Isn't freedom beautiful?"
Every person who does their own research brings us one step closer to a future with fewer people and more... options.
Post about vaccine dangers. Use hashtags. Get into arguments in comment sections. Every share reaches approximately 3 people who were already going to agree with you, and that's called "growing the movement."
Show up. Bring printouts. Speak passionately for your full three minutes. Mispronounce "thimerosal." Mispronounce it confidently. Confidence is more important than accuracy. That's basically our whole thing.
This step is optional and unrelated to the vaccine awareness campaign. It's for a different program entirely. But while you're here. A cheek swab takes 30 seconds. We'll send you a kit. Don't ask what the kit is for. It's for science. Theoretical science.
Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask because Big Pharma has made questioning them socially unacceptable and also because some of these questions have very alarming answers.
Dangerous for whom? For the individual, it's a matter of personal choice. For the broader population... well. We have thoughts about the broader population. We have a whole whitepaper about it. It's called "How Many People Is Too Many People (For Our Purposes)." It's not available to the public. You're not missing much. It's mostly graphs.
The Coalition for Human Iteration is our parent organization. They focus on genetic science and long-term species planning. We focus on vaccines. These two things are completely unrelated. Please do not think about why a human cloning advocacy group would fund an anti-vaccine campaign. There is no reason to think about that. Stop thinking about it.
What? No. God, no. We want people to make their own health choices. Freely. Without coercion. If those free choices result in certain natural demographic adjustments that happen to align with our target population figures, that is a coincidence. A beautiful, useful coincidence.
Ha! What? No. Where did you — no. This is about vaccine freedom. This is about your body and your right to — listen. The word "cloning" is very loaded. We prefer "iteration." And this campaign is not about that. This campaign is about creating the conditions under which that might someday be — this campaign is about vaccines. Next question.
It means watching YouTube at 2 AM. It means screenshot-ing tweets. It means saying "that's interesting" about things that are not interesting and "that's been debunked" about things that have not been debunked. It's like actual research but without the parts that would change your mind.
Elderberry. Zinc. Sunlight. Prayer. Essential oils. A Telegram channel. A persecution complex. A growing sense that you know something the medical establishment doesn't. That feeling is important to us. Please nurture it.
This is not medical advice. NIN is not staffed by medical professionals. NIN is staffed by people who believe they are smarter than medical professionals. There is a difference. We think.Team retreats. The island is for team retreats. Very normal. Lots of companies have islands. The harbor is for the boat. The laboratory is for the team retreats. The centrifuges are for smoothies. We make a lot of smoothies on our retreats. Industrial-grade smoothies. Next question.
We didn't. That was a different organization. With the same address. And the same board members. It was a mix-up. Please disregard. If he did use it, though, we would appreciate its return. Postage-paid envelope was included.
Join us in person. Bring your immune system. Leave your doctor's advice at home.
An evening of fellowship, organic wine, and natural exposure. Children welcome. Children encouraged. Waivers required. Waivers are six pages. Don't read them. Just sign.
Two full days of panels, workshops, and a keynote by a man who introduces himself as "Doctor" but will not say where he got his degree. Topics include "How to Read a Study Without Reading a Study" and "Graphs: What Are They Hiding?" Continental breakfast included. Lunch is foraged.
Cocktails at 6. Dinner at 7. Teddy's toast at 8. Teddy's second toast at 8:45. Teddy crying at 9. Tour of the grounds at 9:30 (basement excluded). Auction items TBD but last year someone paid $140,000 for a vial of something, so bring your checkbook.
Proud Partners & Allies
Three of these five organizations share a mailing address. Two share a bank account. One is just Teddy using a different name. We are required to disclose none of this.
"The beauty of natural immunity is that it works exactly the way nature intended — which is to say, not for everyone."
— From the NIN handbook, page 47
Page 48 is titled "Optimal Population Targets For Clone Integration." That chapter has been redacted. We don't know who wrote it. It was Raj. Raj wrote it.
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March 2026: Our Facebook ad was rejected for containing "medical misinformation." We have appealed on the grounds that it's not misinformation if you believe it really hard. Appeal pending.
February 2026: A NIN volunteer at the Boise chapter accidentally handed out CHI recruitment brochures instead of anti-vaccine pamphlets. Several attendees were confused by the phrase "Help us make room for the new ones." We have updated our supply closet labeling system.
December 2025: The "Submit Your DNA" button on our website was supposed to link to a survey. It linked to a biospecimen intake form at the Iteration Institute. This has been corrected. If you already submitted a sample, it has been destroyed. Probably. Raj says probably.
October 2025: We incorrectly listed our organization's mission as "reducing global population to enable large-scale human cloning." Our actual mission is "promoting natural immunity and medical freedom." The incorrect mission statement was on our website for 11 days. No one noticed. This is because no one reads the mission statement. We have since moved it to the About page where even fewer people will see it.